![]() ![]() It's from the director of all manner of trash from The Asylum, which is like making a Roger Corman picture without any of the talent.Īs to how it makes money, chances are there's some minimum dollar or screen count required for some kind of union or contract qualification, so if the movie gets put in a theater for a week or two in order to meet that qualification, the theater's going to charge at least what it could have made by putting something (read: anything) else on that screen. What do you want? It's from the director of Atlantic Rim. I wanna see some receipts for that 11million USD. There was no build up, no suspense, no hook, nothing. The whole movie was just redneck, like no normal person would ever think of or say anything that was said in that movie. The whole movie sounded like it was written by Don Jr, like it took all the worst tropes of movies and tried to make them sound real. Not really, but for you I will”ĭon’t get me started on the attempt of metaphor with washing away the pain. The hell did the guy drop his gun for?īad guy: “Ok, me too. ![]() And when Willis drew his gun, it sounded like a knife. I can swear, one scene sounded like “pew pew ahh aah bam!” and the gun sound effects sounded like a mix of star wars and planet of apes. “Starbuck”? ”That’s two for flinching”, what are we, kids here? What in the hell was the point of that one silenced gun? Served no purpose if your buddy there is gonna blaze it up a couple seconds after. ![]() And I bet you that from the writer’s perspective, the school kids were the villains. Firstly, i think this is the first film I’ve seen to actually use ketchup for blood, unsatirically. I made a few notes while watching, cause I was bored. Also, if you check IMDb, look at the trvia section, I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it may as well be, but I just added it that Bruce Willis filmed all his scenes in one day. This movie was like a redneck’s wet dream. Looks like Meemaw’s bad hip was acting up. Now if you take into account the lead cast’s family, we’re a couple hundred people short here. 11million dollars for what!? Where did 11 million dollars go to!? It grossed $6491, doing the math by taking the average price for a ticket, that that’s 708 people who watched it. ![]()
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